November 3, 2009
Someone Stop The Fastest Robot Packager in the World at Once [Robots]
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Lucy and Ethel need this.

For some reason, I can’t stop looking at the frenzy Adept Quattro robopackager, which reaches more than 300 cycles per minute. Go to…

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THEY GOT THE MONDAY NIGHT GAME RIGHT
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Cat on a field is the best delay of all. A cat! On a field!

If you stuck it out for the duration of the Saints’ win over the Falcons last night, you were probably unsure…

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November 1, 2009
Down and drained Cole Hamels 'can't wait for it to end'
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Don’t worry, you wuss. Your season is D-U-N done.

PHILADELPHIA — There probably weren’t many things that Cole Hamels(notes) could have said on Saturday night to reverse his…

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October 30, 2009
Defending The Jeter Bunt

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Contrariness at its worst. Jeter’s bunt attempt was in the seventh, when the Yankees REALLY needed to increase their lead, not the eighth, when it wasn’t necessary. His entire post…

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"Matt Stairs Died In 1997, And I've Pretended To Be Him Ever Since," Local Plumber Says


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October 29, 2009
Celebukid's Birth Celebrated With Terrifying Cake [Cakes]
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That rude, thoughtless little pig must have gobbled that thing up.

Ireland, the 14 year-old daughter of Alec Baldwin and Kim Basinger, got this Lil Wayne birthday cake….

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Demme to Animate Eggers’s Zeitoun
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An animated condemnation of post-9/11, GWB-era security lapses in a time of crisis? Sure!

Are you ready for another Dave Eggers–penned film for adults that looks deceptively…

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Report: Vince Young to start for Tennessee Titans against Jacksonville Jaguars

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Is the Jax D available on waivers?
Vince Young will start for the winless Tennessee Titans Sunday when they face the Jacksonville Jaguars at LP Field, according to a report in The…

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10 Hopeful Signs for the Yankees Last Night

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Glass half full!

1. Taking a month off hasn’t affected Brian Bruney one bit!

2. Phil Hughes really told off that ump!

3. We didn’t waste Mariano!

4. Alec Baldwin, looking…

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Musical Interlude
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They’ve only been doing that for 10+ years.

I notice the Yankees are playing Star Wars music as they introduce the starting lineups for both teams. They used Empire music for the…

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